When you don't remember their name.

Every year.

And he is not here.

International symbol for marriage.

Morgan Freeman age 8

He died fighting

How about here?

My new ride at the car wash

The only dates I get are updates.

Why?

Next year bring me something wear.

When you are texting somebody and they call.

I wish my husband was really hot.

I told you to wear sunscreen.

April fools egg and chips.

When they don't understand you.

Give me a dollar or I am voting for Trump

Sometimes it's OK to feel sorry for zombies....

This is how paper beats rock