LOL LOL LOL LOL

Iron Man is female.

McDonalds / Dominoz / SubWay / KFC

Wife: Honey my stomach is getting bigger, I think I am pregnant.

Husband: Ya, and I know who are the daddies!!!

Wife: Who?

Husband: McDonlads / Dominoz / SubWay / KFC.

What does "IDK" mean?

-What does "IDK" mean?

-I don't know.

-OMG! No one knows!

Another woman.

Poker = Sex

-What are you doing?

-Playing poker. Now get out of here.

Laughing out Loud

-Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!

Don't worry, sir.    It's probably dead.

I wish to have a body that all women want

Wow! Your kid is so small !

LOL

The pupils of the eyes expand as much as 45% when you look at someone you like.

Knife and a girl. Difference.

-What is the difference between a girl's argument and a knife?

-A knife has a point.

LOL

When you are being sarcastic and someone asks if you are being serious.

Kid. Mom.

Kid: Mommy what's in your stomach?

Mom: Your baby sister!

Kid: You love her?

Mom: Very much!

Kid: Then why did you eat her?

Pillow

Admit it, you flip your pillow to get the cold side.

I think I might like this baby.

I regret everything I said.

When someone says you should go on a diet.

Bitch, I will eat you!

Snowman, Panzer.

-Do you wanna build a snowman?

-Nein! Do You wanna build a panzer?

Pizza. LOL

-Hello Pizza hut!!

-How may I help you?

-Please tell me how to make pizza at home.

Who wore it better?

Childhood.

When I was younger if you could run up the slide you had skill.

Internet.

Some people can't sleep, because they have insomnia. I can't sleep, because I have Internet connection. 

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-What is the diference between a fly a bird?

-A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

I'm JOKING !

-My Father Name is Laughing

 My Mother Name is Smiling

-Are You Kidding?

-No, Kidding is My Brother

-I'm JOKING!